Saturday, June 14, 2008

K-night fall

Sorry Sourav da......thou Shahrukh uncle is richer by 8 crores......and u at last have some award to add to ur old TV shelf(whose rusted key u mite be busy oiling now).....both of u did suffered frm the above titled syndrome...

".........And then to compound the ersatz feudal note, a fifth team called itself the Kolkata Knight Riders. When did knights last ride through the streets of Kolkata? Who dreams up these names, anyway?........"

-These were the words of Shashi Tharoor, Sunday Times editorial

Thou in my wildest dreams i cant imagine Jyoti Babu and his dhoti clad antiques(for obvious age reasons) of our very own CPM(Chauvinist Part of Murderers) ridin horses thru the streets of kolkata....

what matters more is those Nandigram "cadres" may have performed much better thn the lousy team u ppl selected......
I dunt blame Mr Shahrukh "Dard-e-disco" Khan.....he was nyways trained to be the bad boy of Hockey......

but wat went into our Ganguli-da's head....put some of me and those under performing novices and we can win those Royals out dere.......and yes tarka of Shohaib will be delicious too....

Can't blame those kiddos thou.....after Priety Zinta hugged her Kings after the victories....may be Shahrukh also provided dem wid similar kind of "lucrative" opportunities....who takes the risk....

But at da end be happy kolkata ppl.... :-

->we have one more shahrukh song for ur new ipod ( oh no.....now dunt think i m flaunting my new 80 GB classic ipod)

->we have a state rich wid gold reserves ....in next season shahrukh is also planning platinum pubic gaurd....

->we at last have something better to reply to Punjabi's "chakde"......and "korbo lorbo jitbo" sounds inspirational.....

->we have da most kewl luking jersey and thou Rbk pinches ur pocket u can still get them easily frm our esplanade markets....who knows.....and thou u will luk dumb on streets....did u thought u lukd smarter earlier

->nd next time during team selection change ur name as some McMukherjee or McChatterjee....and tada....u will find urself in middle of Eden wid we throwing eggs on u.....

2 comments:

tsu said...

well firstly I was always the one to get comments, never have written any, and now its time to surface in the comment lore of the blogosphere and prepare my crafty finders to hit the correct keys on my keyboard and come up with a world class - funnier than tom hanks in terminal - comment



Ok my dear McSarkar, the name of the blog tears and rains is in itself so cleaverly crafted that i actually cried like an ashwariya rai in devdas, to be honest it does suit you :)



* No no you're not flunting your ipod at all, bends wonderfully with the post, (if only the ppost had been about music!!!) bragger!!



*sure bengali songs are way more cooler than chakde phatte. Well who does'nt listen to songs on the lines of "rashugulla"



*well i'll stop cause my brain has stopped processing any further, its probably because of the rotten eges all over me ;)

buckingfastard said...

@tsu:

in don corleone isshtyle:"now its time to repay ur debts to da godfather"

so keep commenting frm now on...however shitty my blog be....

well thnkx fr assuring me i m not flaunting my ipod....thn hopefully in the next post i can mention my to be bought laptop....ofcourse widout flaunting it....

nd i dint knew bong songs r pretty sweet to other communities.....health minister already blaming me for diabities..