Saturday, June 28, 2008

The Great Indian Robbery- 1

Call it theft....call it robbery......or be the modernized scam......all in all its da same.......

Theft has been the identity character of India throughout history nd mythology..... frm da theft of loaf of bread to kingdoms.....we had been really gud at it.....

but thruout the question always remained ....who has been the best at it.....who made The Great Indian Robbery possible....

So out here I am rating top five mythological nd historical theft as of my knowledge(which i kno is really shitty)...nyways.... who cares!!!

"DECLARATION: All da events listed below are best of my historical nd mythological knowledge(haha!! as if i have any)..... nd has no resemblance to ny character living, dead or in coma!! So pls dunt mind.....nd if u do be happy coz u atleast got a mind to mind....."

So 1stly da top 5 mythological lochas:

5>Ramayana:Its OK to steal a pen....a car....a house maybe.....at most a person's whole property....but how about stealing a whole mountain.....Ok hanuman-da.....i understand u needed a herb...but better consult Google about how da herb luks dan bringin out da whole mountain...suppose ur family is plannin holiday in Ooty nd somebody cums nd tells u, u cant go to Ooty, it just now got stolen......ridiculous!!!

4>Ramayana: Kaikai stealin da rights of kingdom frm Rama for her son.....means with teary eyes nd hunger strike u deceive da king get da kingdom for ur son is not fair.....our MamataBannerjee does it all the time.....nobody even gave her a gud flat in kolkata leave alone government....

3>Mahabharata:Our very own Shakuni Mama stealing all frm da sweet Panadavas.....again....wat da heck....ya ya i kno u won it in a fair game of gamblin....but i have also studied Probability in +2....nd if u played fair.....wont u thing Daniel Ocean wud have taken u instead of other 10 Hollywood stars....wud have been cheaper.....

2>Mahabharata: Mr.Krishna.....ur da runners up.....man!!!.....u the mastermind of Ghee Ghotala....kept stealing thruout ur childhood nd the end u have a huge fan following.....how u manage it......our pickpockets need a serious lesson frm u......u rock

1>Ramayana: The dream of every Street Romeo....nd the benchmark of every Plastic surgeon.... u 10 headed cutie pie....stealing a gal frm a world class security system.....nd flying her off to Lanka nd dat also da gal of Shree Rama .......so Ravana ur da clear winner.....how in the hell u manage to hid ur 9 heads nd got a perfect sanyasi makeup.....our plastic surgeons r really baffled bout it......thts called real love......cummon everyone can pickup a dhanush nd shoot at some fish eye.....but kidnapping her off is kewl.....it takes real guts!!

Phew!!! Now dunt blame me....dis was the mythology supposed to teach us the better aspects of life.....nd it surely does!!!!

Thts da 1st installment of the Great Indian Robbery.....next time I will return wid da top five historical thefts....

nd if u think i missed some famous goof ups of our beloved Gods....be free to comment!!!

4 comments:

debarati said...

@buckinfastard:
how can u rank them without a voting system......cummon its india .....judges have no right out here........its the "bharat ki janta" have the right to do so...

so frm next have the decency to keep a voting system

buckingfastard said...

@debarati:

1st of all buckinfastard isnt my name.....its my blog id....my name is a sweet one "satan"...so i prefer me be addressed by dat....

morever....in da startin i have mentioned its my blog...nd i run my blog under imperialist rule....not democratic....hence i m supposed to do my own votin....nyways next time i will surely introduce something of ur interest....coz i m benevolent

debarati said...

@buckinfastard oops "satan":
u have got such a cute name.....
thanxx for being so benevolent
i assure u, what so even happens atleast i will vote for ur so called "the great indian robbery-1"

anodr lost soul said...

sala ei post ta kothaye theke jhepechhish be...???