Saturday, August 8, 2009
DRINKING IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH!!!!!
SNIFFING UNKNOWN CHEMICALS FROM MYRIAD SOURCES MAKES U RETARD!!!!
AND DOIN ALL THREE SIMULTANEOUSLY....WELL TAKE A GUESS!!!
ok ok!!! now forget all dese....coz dat night i dint remember dis too....
world is still a happy place....ppl sings....enjoys...and i can still figure out my left hand from right!!!
da auto arrives....dunt give me cheapo luks...its rourkela!!
well by sheer luck we can manage sum space at da lounge...our very own booth....well yea it was lill cramped...but adjust yaaar!!!
my sore throat lost da battle against da chilled beer....and slowly gave in....no more fits of cough...
and a cheered beer bottoms-up round (**performed under controlled environment...dunt try at home...visit ur nearest bar!!!)
world slowly turned into a lill to bright....but still happier place....ppl smokes more dan sings....
apparently we were supposed to stop now!!....well if we had...den we wud hav had a nice dinner..and came bak and slept....but we dint....u see!!!
do u kno a funny thing abt whisky.....never hav it raw...on da rocks...and especially after havin beer....
wolrd is a bullry palce....ppl dirnks oops...sings...and movsss sloooolllyyy
devil may care!!! may not....but devil shots does.....
never have booze shots in a silent dinner party!!!...well it remains not so silent....
woldr ishh a sahdy place....ppl skoms nd sniffs!!!!
(***rest of da following events r recollection of my flashes of memory and other sources***)
we are apparently out of lounge in our table...foods are apparently served!!! and believe it or not...we maybe ate it...well nice dinner huh!!!
we were supposed to stop drinkin isnt it!!!...well guess wat....we dint!!!
man!!! alcohol tastes sweet!!!or does it!!
i actually attempted to match our enormous bill...to things we had...well i faild to remember...dunno why....
man!!! y cant i walk straight!!!
btw remember....wash basin is fr washin hands....toilet is fr peein....now i am not suggestin nythin thou!!!
we successfully landed at our destination.....hugged our nightgaurds....and totally managed to exchanged a fag for a biri...trust me on dis
Q: why did a guy named Pawan K. Jhonke managed to goto Pakistan widout ny restriction
A:"Panchi nadiya pawan k jhonke.....koi sarhad na inhe rooke"
well i kno u found it disgustin....but dat time we dint....we laughed on dis sittin on top of sum roof we dunt remember climbin...
i was confused why my left hand is on da left side of my body and wat will happen if i had a right hand in left side of my body instead...yea...u get da picture!!!
well we may not sing well!!!...but we sing loud!!! and so thou after disgusted looks by oder sane ppl in our vicinity...we sang...umm...we shouted and tried to sing.....
by now my once-upon-a-time-sore-throat....was plannin an action plan fr future!!!(wich i am facin currently)
an omelette just off da oven is supposed to be hot and can burn ur fingers!!!
hah!!! its just a myth i found it just warm!! and tasty ofcourse!!!
i tried to drink water....i tried to make my bed.....but my bed was swaying...i hardly managed to hold it....climb in...buckle me up...so dat i dunt fall in da vast space over wich we were flying....and i slept in midst of zoomin meteors!!!phew!!!
02:00 pm(next afternoon):
my clothes r all white by lime dust...i am half off my bed....and my head was conduction a nuclear explosion test!!!
i can hardly move my hands.....and why da fuck is my fingers tips burned!!!
Posted by buckingfastard at 2:23 AM