"As we maTure our relationship maTures with us"
-Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
me as a child always wanted me to be da matured man....ideally dad-like....always givin assurances and buying the tickets...and i am sure its been da case with mostly all of us...
all of us at sometimes of dere childhood had brushed dad's razor over our cheeks and wishin beard pops overnite.....nd tried to taste tiny sip of drink frm his glass..wen he isnt looking and kept a straight face wen our mouth was burning....in short...each one of us has tried to grow up...
but did we really grew up anytime??? did any mornin we were short for our pants....
never happnd 2 me at least....days passed and we stopped wanting to grow up so desperately...we secretly started to like da laid back attitude of our childhood...
den BAM!! somebody tells u dat yes...u r mature and its about time u start to act like one....dress like one and be a eloquent two faced bastard like one...
so wat is exactly being mature!!! how can u distinguish dat person in a crowd..
Ahh well!! few tests r dere:
1>He/She never uses the words like 'yes' or 'no'...its always 'maybe', 'i will try my level best' or 'i hope not'......we r bunch of no-risk-takers who always plays safe keepin all option open
2>He/She is always jealous of u...nd believe me most of da time da kicks u get frm dem in ur ass are of frustration....but will always keep dat sweet-poison smile and give u a "hearty" congratulation for ur success....
3>He/She is still loves to have dat candy-bar frm dat they-make-ice-cream-frm-drain-water ice cream wala....but will roll their eyes nd make fun abt how people even dare to think abt havin dem
4>He/She still loves da window seat at the bus...nd wen dey graciously ask u to go and have da seat...dey r literally stabbing you in our thoughts...scary huh!!
5>And lastly wen u grab out dat extra candy from their pocket thinkin its ur birth-right...well hello!!
actually wen a guy says he has grown mature all he means is dat he has started to have underarm hair.....rest all is an illusion
a frnd of mine always keeps me asking, "Why I am not as mature as rest??"
All I can say is 'coz u have guts to face da world and dunt need to pretend like rest of us'.
just under our fake skin we r all dat selfish fat-ass bully who used to steal ur tiffin in primary school.
And it is us u trust with ur every thing....ur freedom...ur tax money....and ur patriotism....
God Bless u!!
"They got caught up in your talent show,
With you persnickety little bastards in your fancy dress,
Who just judge each other and try to impress"
With you persnickety little bastards in your fancy dress,
Who just judge each other and try to impress"
-Wise men, James blunt
