Sittin half nude....wid a laptop constantly plottin against ur potency...in a 7 by 7 feet room which is shared by a by-now-in-dreamland roommate....dere r too possibilities....
either i m in a really gud prison or a really shitty hostel.....but wats da difference.....
So welcome to NIT Rourkela.....mah college....oops institute....oops...watever..
thou by now....any fellow hostilities readin dis post mite be givin me i-kno-wat-ur-goin-thru look...all i can say is dat...dude....u dunt kno...
only hostilities worse dan us r waitin for dere body parts to be cut by some manic wannabe surgeon...but at least dey got a movie made for dem
we do have facilities,better nd unlike any other place....but rarely does dat facilities...facilitate us:
1>we do have toilets....ample of dem....but our institute believes...cleanin ur hands is more important dan ur ass...so either u can hav smelly butts or u hav to impossible gymnastics on washbasin....err...i hop u got it....
2>again we do have geysers.....but again...we believe in burnin ur skin for once and all....rather den cleanin dem regularly....
3>we hav bath cubicles(cant xactly call bathrooms)....but ppl have to understand...bathroom is da place where we bath...nd garbage bin is da place where we throw garbage...dey r both completely different.....
4>i cant also complain abt our mess....its gud....but dey shud kno we dunt quite like those dead flies toppins...
5>also u shud kno our insti is expandin nd introducin new courses....but i may request dem to keep da insects in their custody until zoology courses start...they can be allotted halls later...we dunt particularly njoy there company...they r quite gayish nd attempt kissin us unasked for...
6>i can understand dat we hav to learn adjustin to all kind of cuisines....but egg-water curry....ndchappati disks...are not a cuisine...accrdn to internet.....
7>nd even thou blood donation is noble thing to do...but can u ask ur volunteer mosquitoes to be less frequent?
So all in all its not dat bad afterall....isnt it???
but all i need to ask is to da Jain guys dat...if u think ur doin hardship nd will attain salvation....wat da fuck are we doin....???
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dear atleast u get to eat something.........think abt me.....eating ghaas-poos everyday is like hell............pls beware of the consequences of using laltop..........it may decrease ur s****m count.........
so the civil engineers of ur college design prisons instead of hostel.....actually its expected
what is up with hostels in india i dont understand, probably they were designed with the intention of making us believe that when you go to college you better not be happy.
Well with as much surety as India bagging no more than 1 gold medal at beijing, i'm sure that your laptop has lost its virginity.
Whatever is making you and your godly room-mate sit half naked in a room so small that even tiny amoebas are finding it difficult to adjust, god it points to only one thing .. *cough cough*
" ALL AND ALL ITS JUST A
'NOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL "
Pink Floyd, (Another brick in the wall)
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